Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.

My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

queenhippolyta:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Yeah because the song isn’t about literally waking up, it’s about the death of the lead singer’s father.

queenhippolyta:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Yeah because the song isn’t about literally waking up, it’s about the death of the lead singer’s father.

iron-decoder:

who needs the super smash bros when u can have
the unholy alliance of untrustworthy acquaintances 

iron-decoder:

who needs the super smash bros when u can have

the unholy alliance of untrustworthy acquaintances 

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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