I'm 22 and living in North Dakota.
Things I'll reblog are:
Sherlock, Doctor Who, Avengers/Marvel, Pokemon, and just about anything else I find funny. Thanks for stopping by ^-^
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I know you wanted this on your dash.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
if you listen you can hear it when it lands
(Source: toxicgrin)
8leh:
Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One
Ingredients (1 serving):
- 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
- 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
- 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
- 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
- tiny splash pure vanilla extract
- 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
- 1/8 tsp baking soda
- tiny pinch salt
- heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire
Instructions
In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.
Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.
Nutritional Information:
253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein
If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.
What she said
@elenilote
Reblogging this to use at a later date
Reblogging this cuz I made it and it was delicious
Reblogging and tagging so I also can find the recipe later.
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
omgHOLY FUCK
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
ITS BACK
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
what even,
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style
why wouldnt you be excited about that
WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.
When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.
See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
(Source: freddiemercurysass)
(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker)
YOU’VE WON THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
DANCE! THOR DANCE!
CHECK OUT HIS SWEET ASGARDIAN DANCE MOVES
(Source: ashgaytchum)
Choose your fandom starter :).
Aw shit I overslept and now I’m stuck with this fucker. :c
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCKI CAN’T BREATHE
…
By way of Parrotlet Babies.
(I like the p’let in the background of the bottom picture.)
teddy has an operation~
IT WAS CUTE AT FIRST BUT THEN IT GOT DISTURBING
If you did not sing this you are lying.
I’m legit crying right now.
i can’t breathe
I sing this every time I listen to it now
(Source: youdreamedofbeinghuman)
This was Cry’s idea, just saying! :P
There is no way a genius like Sherlock would treat a gun like that. I mean, he’s literally scratching his head with it. He may walk on the wild side, but he’s not an idiot.
I watched this again the other night to prepare myself for Reichenbach Falls, when suddenly it hit me.
Where on earth did Sherlock get a gun from, anyway? Not John, definitely.
And then it hit me:
OH.
MY.
GOD.
HE’S BLUFFING!!!!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.